Have You Ever…
Ethan: Hey Alex, have you ever wiped your mouth on your underwear? Mom: WHAT?! Ethan: You know, when you’re trying to wipe it on your shirt?
You Can’t Argue with Mom
Mom: Ethan, make cookies. Ethan: What? WHY ME!? Mom: 36 hours of labor. Ethan: Aw man, I can’t say anything back to that…
You Know It’s A Dream If…
Alex: I had a dream, and I knew it was a dream for two reasons: First: There was a Yeti. And Second: Dad let me use a sledgehammer!
Hey! I’m John Doe!
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