Morning with the 1950s Fashion Police

Morning with the 1950s Fashion Police

Mom: Dad, is this dress too low cut?

Dad: No, it’s fine.

Enter Alex.

Alex: MOM! This is too short and low cut!

Mom: No, it’s decent, it falls at my knee.

Alex: No, it’s too short.

[So I put on a camisole and readjust the wrap-around dress to fall below my knees]

Mom: There Alex, is this fine?

Alex: Yes, that’s fine.

Enter Ethan.

Ethan: What are you WEARING?! You look like a peacock!

sigh.