Morning with the 1950s Fashion Police
Mom: Dad, is this dress too low cut?
Dad: No, it’s fine.
Enter Alex.
Alex: MOM! This is too short and low cut!
Mom: No, it’s decent, it falls at my knee.
Alex: No, it’s too short.
[So I put on a camisole and readjust the wrap-around dress to fall below my knees]
Mom: There Alex, is this fine?
Alex: Yes, that’s fine.
Enter Ethan.
Ethan: What are you WEARING?! You look like a peacock!
sigh.
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