Teacher Tricks

Ethan: Mom, you said you were going to pick me up at 4 o’clock.

Mom: Sorry, my class got out at 3:45 instead of 3:15!

Ethan: Uh oh.

Mom: I know. Imagine my surprise–that’s a whole 30 minutes longer!

Ethan: Did you run out of lesson?

Mom: Well I stretched it for as long as I could…

Ethan: Next time just say ‘Well I’m out of lesson plan, anyone for Hangman?’

Mom: Good idea.