Month: January 2010

Cheese

(Alex splits the cheesy scrambled eggs:) Alex: I divide, I choose, I get cheese! Ethan: That’s so not right…

Diets

Mom: For the record, I’m not on a diet. …I’m just eating healthy. Ethan: Yea I noticed that since I’ve been eating turkey so much, now that Dad buys ham, I don’t really like it. Mom: Yea, me either. Alex: There’s…something wrong with you guys. How can you not understand the goodness of ham?