“Deadmeat”?

Ethan, Alex, and Daddy are playing Game Cube.

Ethan: “Dad, you’re DeadMeat!…It’s a compound word.”

Mom: hey, that’s not a compound word…

Ethan (snidely): “Whu-uht? Did you just look it up on Google?”

Mom: “That’s messed up Ethan. I’m gonna blog your butt… Just wait, I will look it up on Google!”

Dictionary.com Unabridged (v 1.0.1) – Cite This Source

American Heritage Dictionary – Cite This Source dead meat
n. Slan.

1. A corpse or carcass.
2. One that is doomed, as to obsolescence, ruin, or death.

Dad: “Um, you know he still won, right?”

Mom: “No! I didn’t google it, I dictionary.com’med it.”

Ethan: “I knew it didn’t sound like Google.”