Ethan, Alex, and Daddy are playing Game Cube.
Ethan: “Dad, you’re DeadMeat!…It’s a compound word.”
Mom: hey, that’s not a compound word…
Ethan (snidely): “Whu-uht? Did you just look it up on Google?”
Mom: “That’s messed up Ethan. I’m gonna blog your butt… Just wait, I will look it up on Google!”
|Slang. a person or thing that is dead, doomed, or beyond recovery.|
|Dictionary.com Unabridged (v 1.0.1)
Based on the Random House Unabridged Dictionary, © Random House, Inc. 2006.
- A corpse or carcass.
- One that is doomed, as to obsolescence, ruin, or death.
Dad: “Um, you know he still won, right?”
Mom: “No! I didn’t google it, I dictionary.com’med it.”
Ethan: “I knew it didn’t sound like Google.”